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    <loc>https://www.whiskyouweredead.net/blog-2-1/strawberry-pretzel-macarons-a-love-letter-to-pittsburghs-salty-sweet-queen</loc>
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      <image:title>Recipes - Strawberry Pretzel Macarons: A Love Letter to Pittsburgh’s Salty-Sweet Queen - Make it stand out</image:title>
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      <image:title>Recipes - Strawberry Pretzel Macarons: A Love Letter to Pittsburgh’s Salty-Sweet Queen - Make it stand out</image:title>
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    <loc>https://www.whiskyouweredead.net/blog-2-1/when-life-gives-you-lemons-make-custard-and-probably-set-something-on-fire</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-06-30</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Recipes - When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Custard (and Probably Set Something on Fire) - Make it stand out</image:title>
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      <image:title>Recipes - When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Custard (and Probably Set Something on Fire) - Make it stand out</image:title>
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    <loc>https://www.whiskyouweredead.net/blog-2-1/the-case-of-sheila-st-clair-or-how-to-disappear-an-indigenous-woman-and-get-away-with-it-apparently</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-06-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Recipes - The Case of Sheila St. Clair: Or, How to Disappear an Indigenous Woman and Get Away With It (Apparently) - Make it stand out</image:title>
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    <loc>https://www.whiskyouweredead.net/blog-2-1/the-disappearance-of-kristyn-richerson</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-06-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Recipes - The Disappearance of Kristyn Richerson</image:title>
      <image:caption>So let’s break this down: Girl goes missing. Roommate #1 accuses roommate #2 of murder. Police dig and sniff and find… nothing. And everyone just… moves on? The Muskogee PD says they "didn’t have enough to move forward." Cool cool cool. Just a murder accusation and some suspicious yard dirt—no biggie. Meanwhile, Kristyn is still missing, and her family is still begging for answers in a case colder than your ex’s heart. Were the roommates suspects? Not officially. But if you’re the last people to see her alive, and your story includes murder and shovels, I’m not exactly giving you a gold star in trustworthiness. Just saying. This case reminds me a little bit of another Kristyn, Kristin Smart. We’re pretty sure we know who, when, and how, but for some reason the police just can’t put the pieces together. If this case had received half the attention of Kristin Smart’s, I’m not sure we would still be sitting here six years later with zero arrests and a missing woman. But hey, what do I know—I’m just a murder-obsessed baker with a shovel ready for these roommates.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.whiskyouweredead.net/blog-2-1/missing-ranelle-rose-bennett</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-06-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Recipes - Missing: Ranelle Rose Bennett - Make it stand out</image:title>
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    <loc>https://www.whiskyouweredead.net/blog-2-1/coconut-macaroons-sweet-sticky-and-the-only-thing-holding-me-together</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-06-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Recipes - Coconut Macaroons: Sweet, Sticky, and the Only Thing Holding Me Together - Make it stand out</image:title>
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      <image:title>Recipes - Coconut Macaroons: Sweet, Sticky, and the Only Thing Holding Me Together - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.whiskyouweredead.net/blog-2-1/trope-lovers-may-i-introduce-the-why-choose-brownie-cookie</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-06-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Recipes - Trope-Lovers, May I Introduce the “Why Choose?” Brownie Cookie</image:title>
      <image:caption>Brownie Cookies Recipe (Makes ~18 cookies) Ingredients: 1 cup dark chocolate ½ cup butter ¾ cup sugar 1½ cup brown sugar 2 eggs 3 tablespoons cocoa powder 1 cup all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon baking powder ¼ teaspoon salt Flaky sea salt, for topping</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.whiskyouweredead.net/blog-2-1/the-silence-surrounding-stacy-hill</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-06-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Recipes - The Silence Surrounding Stacy Hill</image:title>
      <image:caption>You ever read a story so thin on facts it feels more like a caption than an investigation? That’s the case with Stacy Hill—an 17-year-old high school senior whose body was found on the Red Lake Reservation in Minnesota sixteen years ago, and we still know almost nothing. No confirmed “last seen” date. No timeline. No official cause of death. No person of interest. Just… dead. I wish I was kidding but that’s literally the only detail. Stacy was Indigenous. That part we know. She was young, beautiful, and getting ready to graduate. And then one day in June 2009, someone found her body in the woods off University Road near Brookston, and that was the end of her story—or at least, it would be if law enforcement and the media had anything to say about it. But they don’t. They never really did. This case is dustier than a civil war relic, and that’s not just frustrating—it’s infuriating for a case that happened in 2009 when law enforcement had the tools and technology to do so much more. When a white teenager goes missing, we get Amber Alerts, press conferences, Dateline specials, Reddit theories, candlelight vigils, and a thousand tearful interviews. Stacy Hill got a 250-word write-up and an eternal shrug. You want help from the public? Give us something to work with. You can’t expect tips if the public doesn’t even know the basic facts. It feels like we’re being set up to forget her. Like she was never meant to be remembered at all. But we remember, and we’re not done talking. Share this post. Share the video. Say her name. Stacy Hill deserves more than silence, and someone out there knows something. Help us make noise for her—because if we don't, who will?</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.whiskyouweredead.net/blog-2-1/not-a-ray-of-sunshine-but-close</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-06-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Recipes - Not a Ray of Sunshine, But Close - A follower gently reminded me that I never posted this recipe, so here you all go. It’s proof that I’m weak-willed and if you annoy me enough I’ll do anything (just kidding, but truly thank you for the reminder). These mini cheesecakes are proof that good things come in small, emotionally fragile packages. Like you. Like me. Like those mason jars I’ve had since 2017 “just in case.” Well, case met. Let’s start with the obvious: this is not a health food. These are the kind of cheesecakes you eat directly from the jar while muttering “I’m fine” and ghosting your group chat. Creamy, rich, tangy little monsters sitting on a graham cracker crust like a throne of lies. Topped with a dollop of lemon curd so bright and zippy it almost makes up for your personality this week.</image:title>
      <image:caption>I cut the original recipes in half because A) math is hard but waste is worse, and B) it’s me, a grown adult, hoarding desserts in 4 oz jars like a raccoon in a Williams Sonoma. The lemon curd is dead easy and wildly worth it—none of that store-bought nonsense that tastes like sadness and preservatives. This one’s all sunshine, butter, and delusions of control. Take these to a party if you want people to think you have your life together. Or don’t. Keep them for yourself and eat them in bed while watching a documentary about a cult leader with oddly good hair. Either way, they’re a hit. And yes, you can use whatever topping you want. But if you skip the lemon curd, I’m not mad—I’m just disappointed.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.whiskyouweredead.net/blog-2-1/the-vanishing-of-jacqueline-davis-a-case-with-no-trail</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-06-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Recipes - The Vanishing of Jacqueline Davis: A Case With No Trail - Make it stand out</image:title>
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    <loc>https://www.whiskyouweredead.net/blog-2-1/caffeinate-me-daddy-possibly-inappropriate-for-breakfast-chocolate-swirled-coffee-buns</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-06-11</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Recipes - Caffeinate me immediately: Possibly-Inappropriate-for-Breakfast Chocolate Swirled Coffee Buns - There are exactly three things keeping me from complete cosmic collapse: coffee, chocolate, and spite. Preferably all before 9 a.m. Enter: Chocolate Swirled Coffee Buns, a buttery, tender, yeast-risen excuse to mainline your coping mechanisms in pastry form. They're soft. They're swirly. They smell like heaven and regret and that one ex you only text when you’re emotionally unstable and near an espresso machine. You know the one. These buns are not here to be delicate. They’re not “lightly sweetened” or “subtly flavored.” They are bold. They are loud. They are exactly what you need when you’ve woken up thirty minutes late, your inbox has 47 unread emails, and your dog is barfing in the hallway. Again.</image:title>
      <image:caption>The dough is kissed with instant espresso powder, because we don’t have time for subtlety. We have time for results. The filling? A rich, gooey swirl of melted dark chocolate and brown sugar that smacks you right in the serotonin. They’re like if a cinnamon roll and a mocha had a chaotic love child and then left it in your kitchen to emotionally support you through capitalism. And look, I don’t always have my life together enough to bake bread before breakfast, but when I do? I eat these warm from the oven with one hand while answering emails with the other and pretending I didn’t just cry into my coffee five minutes ago.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.whiskyouweredead.net/blog-2-1/missing-delema-lou-sits-poor</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-06-11</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Recipes - Missing: Delema Lou Sits Poor - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Age-progressed photo of Delema.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Enhanced photo of 12 year-old “Babe”.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.whiskyouweredead.net/blog-2-1/soft-as-sin-homemade-marshmallows</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-06-09</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Recipes - Soft as Sin: Homemade Marshmallows</image:title>
      <image:caption>You know what I love about homemade marshmallows? They are absolutely unnecessary. No one needs to make marshmallows from scratch. You can buy a bag of Jet-Puffed for $2 and call it a day. But homemade marshmallows? That’s a statement. They say I am unhinged enough to boil sugar to soft-ball stage and fling it into gelatin, then whip it into a sticky cloud of chaos, all because I can. And honestly? They’re worth it. Store-bought marshmallows taste like sugary packing peanuts. Homemade marshmallows taste like pillowy vanilla dreams that flirt with your teeth before dissolving into sweet nothingness. They’re soft. They’re bougie. They impress the hell out of anyone who eats one. I whipped up a batch this weekend. Why? Because sometimes you need to stab convention in the heart with a candy thermometer and remind the world who it’s dealing with. You’ll see what I did with them in an upcoming post (spoiler: graham cracker crust, brownies, and a torch were involved), but for now, let’s get to the base spell. Here’s how to summon the fluff:</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.whiskyouweredead.net/blog-2-1/ella-mae-begays-truck</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-05-29</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Recipes - Ella Mae Begay’s… Truck?</image:title>
      <image:caption>It took months for the FBI to even offer a reward. And when they did, it was laughable. Ten grand. Ten thousand dollars to return a woman whose rugs were woven with the kind of care and cultural knowledge that can’t be faked. A woman whose presence mattered to her community. A woman whose absence still leaves an aching space. They eventually arrested a man named Preston Tolth in connection with her disappearance. Not for murder. Not even kidnapping. Just for stealing her truck. Her truck. And even now—years later—her body still hasn’t been found. No answers. No justice. Just echoes and silence on red dirt roads. If Ella Mae were white, this wouldn’t be a blog post on a true crime baking site. It would be a Netflix special with a haunting score and a carefully curated reenactment. But she’s not. She’s Indigenous. And Indigenous women go missing and get murdered at ten times the national average—and law enforcement barely blinks. Ella Mae deserves better. Her family deserves better. Say her name. Share her story. Don’t let her fade. If you have any information about the disappearance of Ella Mae Begay, please contact the FBI at 1-800-CALL-FBI or submit a tip at tips.fbi.gov. She’s not just a case file. She’s a person. And she’s still missing.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2025-05-28</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Recipes - Death by Nostalgia (and Butter): Browned Butter Rice Krispies with Flaky Sea Salt - Make it stand out</image:title>
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      <image:title>Recipes - Death by Nostalgia (and Butter): Browned Butter Rice Krispies with Flaky Sea Salt - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Yes, I added chia seeds because I’m healthy.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.whiskyouweredead.net/blog-2-1/the-unsolved-disappearance-of-pauline-williams-20-years-of-silence</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-05-28</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Recipes - The Unsolved Disappearance of Pauline Williams: 20 Years of Silence - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.whiskyouweredead.net/blog-2-1/lemon-meringue-macarons-for-when-youre-dead-inside-but-still-have-obligations</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-04-21</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Recipes - Lemon Meringue Macarons (For When You’re Dead Inside But Still Have Obligations) - Make it stand out</image:title>
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    <loc>https://www.whiskyouweredead.net/blog-2-1/cara-marie-coxnbspmissing</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-04-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Recipes - Cara Marie Cox:&amp;nbsp;Missing - Make it stand out</image:title>
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    <loc>https://www.whiskyouweredead.net/blog-2-1/cranberry-orange-sweet-rolls-because-spring-is-anbsplie</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-04-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Recipes - Cranberry Orange Sweet Rolls: Because Spring is a&amp;nbsp;Lie - For the Dough: ¾ cup (180 ml) warm whole milk (about 110°F) 2¼ teaspoons active dry yeast ¼ cup (50 g) granulated sugar 2 large egg s ¼ cup (60 g) unsalted butter, melted and cooled 3 cups (390 g) all-purpose flour ¾ teaspoon salt 1 tablespoon orange zest 1 teaspoon orange extract (optional)</image:title>
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      <image:title>Recipes - Missing: Ida Mae Beard - 29-year-old Ida Beard, a mother of four and member of the Cheyenne and Arapaho Tribes, decided to take a short walk in El Reno, Oklahoma. She told her blind mother she was heading to a friend’s house just down the street. Spoiler alert: she never came back.  Now, in a town where everyone knows everyone else’s business, you’d think a missing mother would cause a stir. But it took a casual two weeks before the police even accepted a missing persons report. Because, apparently, urgency is overrated. Now, I know what you’re thinking: police back in the day were horrible, but no—Ida went missing on June 30, 2015.</image:title>
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      <image:caption>In October 1999, Leona Sharon Kinsey vanished from La Grande, Oregon, leaving behind a mystery colder than last week’s leftovers. Leona, a member of the Puyallup Tribe, was 45 years old when she disappeared from her Hall Street home. Leona’s life seemed as normal as anyone’s: a home with her beloved pets (because no sane person abandons their cat and two dogs without reason), a coffeepot still full, and groceries left to rot. When she didn’t show up at a friend’s home on October 25th as scheduled, people started to worry. When she missed jobs at her landscaping company in the days that followed, that was an even bigger cause for concern because Leona loved her work. That’s when her daughter reported her missing. Two days after that report, her golden-brown GMC Jimmy popped up in an Albertson’s parking lot on October 29, 1999. The manager of the chain grocery store confirmed the car had not been there the night before; the parking lot had been empty. The steering column was trashed, and—wait for it—there was a box of rubber gloves behind the seat.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>But let’s be honest, making macarons is not for the faint of heart. They’re notoriously finicky, requiring the precision of a surgeon and the patience of a saint. Luckily, I’ve waded through the chaos to give you the tips you need to avoid kitchen heartbreak. The key? Sift like your life depends on it, don’t overmix (or undermix—so helpful, right?), and make peace with the fact that your first batch might look like lumpy pancakes. It’s all part of the macaron experience. Dust the shells with cinnamon for that cozy holiday vibe, then sandwich them around a luscious eggnog buttercream. After a 24-hour nap in the fridge (like the introvert they are), these little beauties are ready to strut their stuff. Serve them at your holiday party or just hoard them in your fridge while you binge-watch true crime documentaries. Here’s how to tame these festive beasts:</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Days before her disappearance, Ashley ran into her family’s home and frantically started shutting all the windows and blinds. When her father asked her what she was doing, she cryptically replied, “I did something,” and nothing more. Minutes later, her father reported hearing a car pull up, and then drive away. Ashley seemed panicked the whole time, and fled a few minutes later.</image:caption>
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